Sunday, May 10, 2009

Audrina Patridge Swimsuit Pictures


Here’s Audrina Patridge with her sister in Las Vegas. I’ve lost complete interest in Audrina. Sure she looks OK in a swimsuit, but the more I see her, the more I realize that she has no upper lip, no hips and a bad tit job (which would give Posh’s funbags a run for their money). Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers but trust me, her sister I would. I dig tats on chicks, it’s one of my biggest turn-ons, but not when they’re on a fame-seeking poser who’s riding her sister’s lame coattails. So that said, enjoy these useless soon-to-be-forgotten nobodies.