When you’re famous for being a fake breasted nobody it’s pretty easy for you to slip in and out of the spotlight, so I guess Audrina Patridge decided to get herself a little attention by going bikini shopping in front of some floor to ceiling windows. Subtle. Maybe if we hadn’t already seen her tits in the first place we’d be more interested. She has a pretty good profile so I’m willing to wait it out for the sex tape.
