Khloe Kardashian Topless!

Here are some pictures that Monster Kardashian posted on her Twitter page of her topless dressed as a merman mermaid, I’m assuming for some sort of costume party. For such a big woman you’d think she’d have a bigger pair of boobs, it’s pretty disappointing. I bet the fishermen who dragged this thing out of their net were even more disappointed. This ones tits are too small…. Get a few guys to help us throw this broadzilla back.

Nina Moric Bikini Pictures

If you don’t know who Nina Moric is, she’s a hot piece of ass whose lips make Angelina Jolie’s look thin. Anyway, here she is in one of the greatest bikinis ever posted on Hollywood Tuna. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to floss your teeth with that thong.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

If for some reason you’ve ever had any doubts about Jessica Simpson’s hotness, these pictures should clear that all up. I’ve been in this business for a while now, and I think Jessica should be my girlfriend. That way I could be the guy in the pool next to her waving at the paparazzi with a big smile and a hard on, pouring Tequila all over Jessica’s sweet breasts.

Sienna Miller Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Here’s a first: Sienna Miller on a yacht wearing a bikini, only she’s not topless! Hmm”¦ there must be something in the water in Ibiza for her not to be naked. Anyway, I don’t care if the girl is a slut like everyone says, because bottom line is she’s the best kind, a smokin’ hot slut! All I do care about is that she attempted the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose. Sure it’s not the perfect angle, but it’ll do for a Monday morning.

Minnie Driver Pregnant Bikini Pictures

I had an argument with some friends the other day about pregnant women being sexy. They thought it was hot, and I think it’s repulsive. Well fellas, I hope you get your rocks off with these Minnie Driver bikini pictures, you sickos!

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Are Scary

Here’s our favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere partying in a bikini for her birthday. With that silly hat she has on, she looks more like one of those weird little gnomes you put in your garden to scare off squirrels. Poor squirrels.

Danielle Lloyd’s Juicy Bikini Pictures

This is more like it… I guess yesterday’s lingerie pictures weren’t enough, because now we’ve got some Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures from Portugal to chew on. Normally, I’m not the kind of guy who enjoys a good fruit, but I would really like to sink my teeth into Danielle’s juicy oranges…

Elisabetta Gregoraci’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Formula One boss Flavio Briatore was showcasing his wife Elisabetta Gregoraci’s sweet ass the other day while on vacation. As you can see, there’s a huge age difference between the two, which might lead some of you to think that Elisabetta is a money grubbing whore. And I don’t appreciate you disrespecting my future wife like that. She’s doing what she has to for us.

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures

Here’s Julia Roberts on vacation in Hawaii. It seems like just yesterday that Julia was the biggest female actress in Hollywood, but then she had some kids, her body went to shit, and now she’s just a mom in bikini. Anyway, back in the day when Lyle Lovett was hitting that people were amazed how such a good-looking girl would be with such an ugly guy. I think they got it all wrong.

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

A few months ago if someone told me I should post some Britney Spears bikini pictures I’d tell them to shave her hairy ass and we’ll talk about. But judging from these pictures of her in Las Vegas It looks like Britney has been been hitting the gym, trimming down and getting back into shape. Now if only there was some some sort of exercise to work off the crazy we’d be in business.ÂÂ

Michelle Hunziker’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

I have no clue who Michelle Hunziker is, but if I was a betting man, I’d say she is a model. That or a high-priced escort. I’m hoping the latter, that way I can start saving up so I can get a little piece of that ass.

Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

I still remember when Christina Ricci was a weird looking chubby chick that nobody would look twice at, but those days are just a distant memory now as you can see by these pictures of her hard body frolicking in the ocean in Malibu. It looks like her time not working has been well spent in the gym, now if she could somehow get rid of those prison tattoos we could get down to business. Prison style.

Jenna Dewan Bikini Pictures

I don’t really know who this chick Jenna Dewan is, I think she’s a dancer and may have been in the movie Step Up, whatever that is. I thought dancers were supposed to have nice bodies, this chick wouldn’t even be allowed to serve drinks at the local strip club let alone dance. Not that it really matters, she’s in a bikini. This post is lame, next we’ll have a post on me in a bikini.  I’m pretty sure it will get more attention.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Here are some Sophie Monk bikini pictures. Ever since she broke up with that dude from that boy band Good Charlotte, Sophie has been spending a lot of time working out and in a bikini. And that my friend is not a bad thing. I think it’s her mating call, letting young hopefuls know she’s available. Well good news Sophie, I’m right here.

Sophie Monk Has Nice Handlebars

This summer we’ve seen a lot of staged Sophie Monk bikini pictures, not that I’m complaining, if they’re hot then that’s good enough for me. Here she is out for a leisurely ride on her silly Peewee Herman bicycle. There’s something about a hot chick on a bike in a bikini I like, it’s wholesome and a little naughty at the same time. I’d like to ride her handlebars.

Jenna Dewan Bikini Pictures

So I posted pictures of this chick Jenna Dewan a few days ago who is some no name that has been in music videos or a movie called Step It Up. Who knows? Anyway, she’s been spending a lot of time in a bikini lately, and for some reason the Paparazzi are taking photos of her. The girl is average at best but hey, I’m not one to not post bikini pictures, even if they’re lame. So enjoy.

Miss Italia Cries In Her Bikini

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who suffers from this but for some reason I have a fascination with with hot chicks crying in bikinis, I watch a lot of beauty pageants and women’s volleyball just in case. So when Miriam Leone won the 69th edition of the Miss Italia I couldn’t help but post these pics of her being crowned. It brings tears to my eyes. Not because she is crying though, but because I haven’t been laid in months.

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

I can’t believe I’m saying this but Brooke Hogan actually looks a little less manly in these bikini pictures, at least from the neck down. Here she is playing around in the surf with her boyfriend. I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, I’m not one to judge but I guess some guys like dudes with big tits.

Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures

If you’re in the mood for pictures of a British nobody lounging around a pool in her bikini with her softy manfriend, you’ll love these shots of Big Brother UK’s Chanelle Hayes in Ibiza. I’ve been to Ibiza and she’s got to be the best looking Brit in a bikini that place has ever seen, normally the girls are hungover sunburnt chubby slappers lying by the pool like giant seals sunning themselves on a rock. Enjoy

Audrina Patridge Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Audrina Patridge with her sister in Las Vegas. I’ve lost complete interest in Audrina. Sure she looks OK in a swimsuit, but the more I see her, the more I realize that she has no upper lip, no hips and a bad tit job (which would give Posh’s funbags a run for their money). Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers but trust me, her sister I would. I dig tats on chicks, it’s one of my biggest turn-ons, but not when they’re on a fame-seeking poser who’s riding her sister’s lame coattails. So that said, enjoy these useless soon-to-be-forgotten nobodies.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

Now this is more like it. Unlike Audrina Partridge, Jennifer Aniston in a bikini is something to write about. Girl’s body is smokin’ hot and natural. Unfortunately, that’s all I have to say about them. In all seriousness, there isn’t much to write about when it comes to photos of a chick in a bikini. You just look, admire, and hope dead relatives and Jesus aren’t watching you while doing so.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

In case yesterday’s Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures weren’t enough for you, here are some more which should satisfy your appetite. Speaking of appetites, it looks like Jen’s enjoying a little feast of her own. She better watch those calories though, I wouldn’t want that body to go to waste. Because if that goes, what’s she going to rely on? Her movie career? Ha!

More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Here are more pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in their bikinis. As usual, Lindsay looks pretty good and as usual, Sam looks like a boy. It appears to me that these two have been spending too much time together because the way they’re working those popsicles it’s as if they have penis envy. I think it’s time I give them a hand. Sam can watch from the sidelines. Game on.

Classic Lucy Pinder Topless Bikini Pictures

Yes, once again some more Lucy Pinder bikini pictures. These pictures are very special because they appear to have been taken before her rise to the top of British glamour models. I guess that would make them classics. I have to admit Lucy’s face doesn’t look the same, but her breasts are a positive ID. Those chesticles are like fingerprints.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson bikini pictures are pouring in like crazy and all I have to say is that I’m lovin’ each and every chestacular pic of Lindsay. But I have one simple request; can you Paparazzi guys stop putting Sam in the shots? You’re killing everything that is good about them, including my erection.

Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

Nicollette Sheridan is a prime example of cosmetic and plastic surgery done right. Here she is in a bikini in Malibu and for an old bag her body puts 20 year olds to shame. Now if that doesn’t make you ladies feel like shit, I don’t what will.

Kendra Wilkinson Likes Girls In Bikinis

It’s pretty clear that Kendra Wilkinson is the trashiest of Hugh Hefner’s three pretend girlfriends, the other day she flashed her tits to an unsuspecting crowd in the Dominican for no other reason than to show off and now here she is judging a slutty bikini contest in the Bahamas. Hugh sure knows how to pick ‘em, it’s a good thing he’s got a couple of backups. Maybe Hugh should be on the next season of the Bachelor.

Audrina Patridge Maxim Magazine Pictures

Everyone's favorite nobody Audrina Patridge and her FrankenBeckham-tits grace the Pages of Maxim Magazine this November. I've had just about enough of this chick, don't get me wrong she's got a body I'd like to bathe in Jell-O with for a few hours but her face rubs me the wong way. Why so sleepy? Her tits on the other hand can rub me anyway they want

Kelly Brook Is Not A Fat Pig

These aren’t exactly the most exciting Kelly Brook bikini pictures I’ve ever seen but it’s been a while so I’ll take what I can get. Here she is making her debut in the hit play “Fat Pig” at the Comedy Theatre in London. Fat Pig my ass! Kelly looks hotter than ever, a little sun wouldn’t hurt but a few minutes in my tanning bed will fix that. Webcam video coming soon.

More Sexy Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

Since the Tara Reid bikini pictures were so popular yesterday and you can’t get enough of her sexy ass, here are some more pictures of her at the beach. Keep it in your pants and enjoy.

Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

I know many of you are fans of Vida Guerra. And I know because of girls like her, JLO, and Kim Kardashian it is now socially acceptable to prance around in a G-string with a big ass which is a shame because it’s not very attractive. Personally, I like woman who are fit and take care of themselves. But that’s just me. I have taste. However, for those of you who don’t, enjoy these Vida Guerra bikini pictures.

Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures

Here’s Melanie Brown vacationing with her boyfriend in Egypt. If it weren’t for her big funbags in a bikini this post would put me to sleep, because doing a post on Scary Spice 9 years after the Spice Girls broke up is pretty lame. What’s even more lame, better yet, depressing is that I’m old enough to remember that. Shoot me now!

hloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures

Here’s our modern day Katherine Hepburn, Chloe Sevigny, in a bikini. For those of you who don’t remember,Chloe Sevigny took method acting to a whole new level in the movie Brown Bunny. Some might say it ruined her career, but when our children grow up and look back at that film they will see it as a classic that revolutionized modern day cinema. Yes, it was definitely a-”head” of its time.

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

Well this is a first, Stacy Keibler bikini candids. As you guys know, I was madly in love with Stacy a few years back. But after she did Dancing With The Stars, she became a prude and I slowly lost interest. That might change though if she keeps heading to the beach and showing off her super long legs and deliciously sweet ass like she is here in Miami Beach. Fingers crossed.

Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over

I never saw Date Movie and I hardly even remember it being released in 2006, but Sophie Monk is in it. Here she is spoofing Paris Hilton and doing many other things sure to move your extremities. So what if I’m 2 years late posting this? It will still be the biggest news of the day, I promise you.

Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out

Earlier today I posted some staged pictures of Kristen Cavallari, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian pretending to have a good time together in their bikinis. Kristen looked pretty good but the Kardashian sisters were hiding their big asses in shame for some reason. Not any more, here’s Kim letting it all hang out in the surf in Miami. She probably shouldn’t go out to deep, I bet she sinks like a stone.

Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pictures

I’m not sure if you remember Shoshanna Lonstein but just to refresh your memory, she dated Jerry Seinfeld back when she was like 18 or something. Anyway, I’m posting this because girl’s got a huge rack and Jerry was smart enough to get a piece of them before they headed down towards her knees. Which it looks like they’re headed now. Enjoy!

Annalynne McCord Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Earlier we had our first look at 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord’s nipple slip and some bikini pictures. Here are even more bikini pictures for you to enjoy. I know she attempted the famous “Jessica Alba bikini ass” pose but she misjudged the angle. Better luck next time. She’ll learn.

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures

I’m aware that these pictures of busty British nobody Danielle Lloyd in her bikini are somewhat old but it’s the day after Thanksgiving and I’m going into withdrawal. I’m jonesing for my fix of plump juicy breasts roasted to perfection so Danielle will have to do. Unfortunately I like mine to be free range, able to hang out on there own in the wild without being cooped up in some restricting bikini top…. That’s just cruel and inhumane.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

It’s happening again, I’m writing about these morons Heidi Montag and what’s his douche, I’m not pleased with myself. These are shots of them on their pretend honeymoon in Mexico. I think I can handle Heidi, she’s got a great ass and some sweet tits but you would think that if you’re going to pretend that these are candid pictures you shouldn’t be looking at the f@#king camera in every shot. Just show us your tits already.

More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Here are some more bikini pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer on their fake honeymoon. I don’t care if they do live in a world that is scripted; personally, I think we all would be better off if our lives were run by MTV and the media. Just think, you could be banging a fake tittied, hot ass blond too. And getting paid for it! So I guess the point of this post is don’t hate Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for making shit loads of money for being losers. Because maybe in the end, we’re the real losers for supporting it.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention

When you’re famous for being a fake breasted nobody it’s pretty easy for you to slip in and out of the spotlight, so I guess Audrina Patridge decided to get herself a little attention by going bikini shopping in front of some floor to ceiling windows. Subtle. Maybe if we hadn’t already seen her tits in the first place we’d be more interested. She has a pretty good profile so I’m willing to wait it out for the sex tape.

Alicia Keys Bikini Picture

Well, it’s no surprise that Alicia Keys doesn’t have a bikini model body because the last time we saw her in a swimsuit there were rumours she was slated to be the main attraction at Seaworld. That joke didn’t go over very well with you folks. Neither did calling Oprah Winfrey thinner. So this time around I’m not going to say anything that will cause me to get tons of hate mail. That said, here is Thunder Thighs vacationing in Australia.

Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures

Yesterday we got some Stephanie Seymour swimsuit pictures, and today the bikini pictures have arrived. There’s not much of a difference, but now we get a better glimpse of her MILF funbags. And if you’re anything like me, fake tits on women who get them after they have kids are so much hotter than when they get them before. If that doesn’t make sense to you, maybe the expression flapjacks rings a bells.