Kristin Cavallari, Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Here are Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari posing together on the beach in their bikinis. This might be considered the most useless bikini post ever, because never before have three useless girls come together in a staged photo op. Anyway, at least Kristin Cavallari looks great, but the Kardashian girls might as well not go to the beach at all if they’re going to hide their fat asses like that. Be proud sistas!

Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller And Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Alright, here is Victoria’s Secret model post number 5 in two days. Yes, once again we have Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Marisa Miller and some other hotties in their bikinis at the beach. Like I said before, there’s nothing left to say about these girls. They’re hot and your girlfriends are ugly. Enjoy.

More Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

The bikini just got a whole lot skimpier! Now Nicollette Sheridan is just showing off. Not that I mind though, it’s just that I’d like to see some younger piece of ass on the beach already. Megan Fox, where are you?!

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

Why isn’t Christina Milian more popular? I mean, with a cute little booty like that you’d think more people would take notice. Hmm”¦ then again, this is the first time I’ve seen her in a bikini, so like you, I would have never known. Anyway, now that I do, more Christina Milian in 2008 please.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t like Elisha Cuthbert’s ridiculous glasses, short hair, and the fact that she smokes. But I do like that she’s in a bikini and has got some serious nipple action going on. You know, after seeing last year’s Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I thought we may have lost her to the battle of the bulge. I’m glad she trimmed down, and proved once again that she’s a hot piece of ass to be reckoned with. Good job Elisha, you’re Tuna-approved.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

I guess Billy Zane has given up acting since he started dating Kelly Brook. I mean, I haven’t seen him in a film for God knows how long. I don’t blame him though, I wouldn’t want to work either if I was dating one of the hottest models in the world. Seriously, if there’s one thing greater than winning any acting award, it’s to be knee deep into Kelly Brook. On

More Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kelly Brook at the beach in a bikini for the second day in a row. This bikini is a slight improvement over the one she was wearing yesterday, but you’ll have to forgive her, she’s only a “lingerie designer,” so I guess bikinis aren’t her specialty. Anyway, it doesn’t really matter what bikini she’s wearing, I’ve already seen her naked, and if I see a girl naked once, she could be wearing a snow suit and I’d still always picture them naked. BTW, that’s not always a good thing. Let’s just say there’s a reason I don’t visit my mother very often.

Fergie Bikini Pictures

Here are new Fergie bikini pictures that were taken in Mexico. Sorry about the low quality but hey, at least we can enjoy her rock hard body and not have to get a clear look at her face. Anyhow, if higher quality photos do show up, I’ll be sure to post them.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Timeless

I don’t know if these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are new or old, but it’s hard to tell when a girl makes her living spending most of her time modeling lingerie and swimwear. It can get a little confusing. Anyway, one thing’s for sure - that body of hers is timeless. Enjoy.

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

This is kind of lame, but it’s Marisa Miller in some catalogue (NEXT UK Swimsuit 2008?) modeling bikinis. It’s sort of cheap-looking but hey, Marisa’s got the hottest body in world, so deal with the cutesy-like poses. Don’t worry though, I’m pretty sure the next time we’ll see her she’ll be sprawle

Kim Cattrall Bikini Pictures… Gulp!

Here’s Kim Cattrall on the beach in a bikini while filming Sex in The City. And if you needed “another” reason why this movie shouldn’t be made, this is it. Sure, for a 51-year-old, she doesn’t look bad, but come on, Kim’s character is supposed to be the older yet hot-bodied sex kitten. And after viewing these photos, you couldn’t pay me to have sex with her”¦ or change her Depends undergarments.

Heidi Montag Bent Over On All Fours! Ya Baby!!

Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless. Call me a romantic, I know it’s pathetic! Anyway, enjoy these new bikini pics and especially enjoy the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose.

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

Here’s Ashlee Simpson on vacation in Costa Rica with her boyfriend. I was hoping we’d get some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures, but I guess these will do for now. Ya, I know it’s a step down, but if we’d all just pretend Ashlee’s boobs were a little bigger, we’d be looking at Jessica Simpson right now. Ahh! Try it, it works. Seriously!

Nina Moric Bikini Pictures

I decided instead of heading back home, I’d take a drive from Las Vegas to LA and spend the rest of the week there. Well, it turns out the hotel I’m staying at has the worst internet ever and this post you’re reading took me 3 hours to put together(see what I go through for you guys!). Anyway, here are some hot bikini pictures of Nina Moric. Now you probably don’t know who she is but you should because she has lips that put your sex doll to shame and not just because she’s got a heartbeat.

Demi Moore In A Bikini For V Magazine

You don’t see Demi Moore on Hollywood Tuna very often, but these photos of her in a bikini, eating a hamburger and blowing bubblegum for V Magazine are pretty hot and erotic. It mixes everything I like in the world: food, girls, and no sign of that douche Ashton Kutcher.

Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures

I’ve never been a fan of Uma Thurman, and not even her boobies in a bikini can change that. The girl has big feet and long skinny hands, and you know what that usually means? Well, for a guy it usually means they have a big penis, but for a girl I don’t know, and honestly I don’t really want to find out!

Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures

For those of you that have a crush on Kelly Rowland (do I hear crickets?), here are some bikini pictures taken in Florida. And for everyone else who doesn’t know who she is, Kelly was the backup singer to Beyonce in Destiny’s Child. So that makes her kinda famous”¦ I guess.

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!!!

Wow! Keeley Hazell has done it again! Here she is promoting Lynx body spray in a bikini and all I can think is, it must be my birthday. I’m absolutely speechless, because normally we only see Keeley in photoshoots. To see her like this, looking better than some photoshopped picture has blown me away! Anyway, this is a real treat for you guys, so enjoy!

Marisa Miller’s Topless Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

Well, it was only a matter of time before Marisa Miller made the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. I”˜ve been calling her the hottest model since day one of this site, and I’d like to take a little credit for Marisa’s success. Now I can’t take all the credit because, hey it’s not me posing topless for the magazine (but I should be), but I know all these magazines look at my site daily to see who’s hot and who’s not. Anyway, congrats to Marisa, and after viewing the

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures From Men’s Fitness

Here are some Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures in the latest Men’s Fitness Magazine. I don’t know what she’s doing in it considering she looks nothing like a dude, but if she was I’d think I’d be switching teams real fast! I guess that kinda makes me gay. Oh well, so are you for reading this post instead of looking at the pictures.

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

Once again, here’s Eva Longoria in a bikini. I have a tough time doing Eva posts because frankly she does nothing for me but I know some of you guys like girls with 13-year-old bodies with no shape or form, so I’m posting them. Have fun, sickos!

Laetitia Casta Bikini Pictures

I remember back in the day, Laetitia Casta was one of the biggest supermodels out there but then she disappeared into obscurity. Well, here she is in the Bahamas and maybe it would have been best that she stay in hiding because Laetitia is out of shape! I mean her body isn’t all that bad”¦ for a regular girl, but a supermodel? Anyway, no reason to cancel your Victoria’s Secret catalogue subscription just yet! A couple laps across the ocean and Laetitia will be back in full form in no time.

Cheryl Tweedy Bikini Pictures

Here’s Cheryl Tweedy and the rest of her band mates from the group Girls Aloud. I’m pretty sure most of you don’t know who they are, but don’t worry, I’ve never heard one of their songs either. That said, Cheryl is absolutely smoking hot and definitely worthy of a post (among other things). So for all you kids across the pond, I’m sure seeing all the members of Girls Aloud in bikinis must be a big moment. So enjoy.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

One of the hottest nobody’s around, Gemma Atkinson, decided to stuff her massive breasts into what looks like an ’80s retro bikini and hit the beach with her English footballer boyfriend Marcus Bent. All these busty British babes seem to be dating one. If I had known soccer players got so much tail, I would have worked a little more on my ball skills, it turns out that inves

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Here’s a bouncy Brooke Hogan in Miami Beach and no Brooke they don’t move, they’re fake, but thanks for testing them out for us. Next time though, lose the bikini.

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures

Here are some new Kate Hudson bikini pictures. There’s been rumors that she’s pregnant, but judging by these photos I highly doubt it. Her breasts haven’t grown one bit! But who knows, I’m not an expert when it comes to pregnant flat women. To me they’re just a lost cause

Melanie Brown Smokin’ Bikini Pictures

Here are some Melanie Brown bikini pictures for those of you who care. Personally, I find it very unattractive to see a woman smoke, unless it’s after sex and then it’s a must. Hence, the reason I smoke two packs a day. Yes, I’m a rock star.

Tara Reid’s Bikini Cover Up

Once again, here’s Tara Reid in a bikini but for some reason, this time she decided to cover her butchered stomach with that weird cloth/outfit. That’s not going to help with tan lines all that much. Anyway, I like Tara and I feel bad that because of her poor decision making she went from being a ultra hottie to something you’d still hit but wouldn’t tell any one about.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

There’s one thing people can’t deny - no matter how sexy Angelina Jolie is, Jennifer Aniston’s body is by far superior. The reason I bring this up is because there’s been an ongoing battle between these two for years about who’s hotter and these bikini pictures of Jen aren’t going to help resolve it. At the moment, I’d say her ass is putting her in the lead, but let’s stay tuned and see how Angelina responds. Oh wait… she’s knocked up! Jen wins by default.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Here are some new bikini pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio that were taken for the show VH1’s “The Shot”. I honestly never heard of this show and if I’d known that Alessandra was in it, I would have watched it. Anyway, enjoy the pictures and consider it a Easter gift from me to you.

Simona Fusco Stratten Bikini Pictures

I don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is and I’m too lazy to find out, but by the looks of it, her tits are just as stupid as her name. And that’s a good thing, because let’s face it, no one wants to have an intellectual conversation with boobs… we’d rather just play with them. That’s why they’re called Fun Bags and not Thesis Statement Bags

Emma B Bikini Pictures

Here’s another model I never heard of: Emma B, aka Emma Balfour, in a bikini. The girl has a rockin’ body but with all that crazy hair she’s got going on, it looks like she’s trying to cover that busted up face of hers. But she doesn’t have to. I mean, who cares about her face with those two cantaloupes stuck on her chest and that sweet apple bottom? If you ask me, the girl looks good enough to eat.

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

Here are some new Keeley Hazell topless and bikini candids from her latest photoshoot. As you guys know, Keeley has always been a favorite of mine and each and every time I see her topless, I get blown away by how perfect her breasts are. They’re so perfect, I wonder if the girl is even human! Anyway, who cares? Alien or not, the girl is one fine, fine creature. Enjoy.

Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

I don’t know what Mena Suvari is thinking, but she shouldn’t be wearing that type of bikini. In fact, she shouldn’t be wearing a bikini at all.. I feel like I’m looking at myself in the mirror and it’s creeping me out. Then again, I do have a firmer ass than Mena’s…

Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

I don’t know who Andy Baldwin is, but I’m guessing he’s another one of the Baldwin brothers. I do know that he’s at least 30 years younger than Marla Maples. Here they are at the beach, and for an old bag Marla still has it going on, in a weird grandma type of way. Anyway, regardless of the fact that Marla is well preserved for her age, this relationship just doesn’t sit well with me because any guy who dates an older broad definitely has unresolved mommy issues. And no ladies, the same doesn’t apply when men date younger women.

Josie Maran Bikini Pictures

If my memory serves me correctly, these Josie Maran bikini pictures were for an issue of Shape Magazine that came out a while ago. The reason I’m posting them though is because now we’ve got the whole set, not just the ones they published in the mag. Also, recently we’ve seen Josie looking like a hot mess at several events, so these bikini pictures are a reminder of just how hot she really is when all done up. Or in this case, done down, depending how you want to look at it. Anyway, no matter the situation, it’s downright scary how this girl can never look bad.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister on the set of their reality show chilling out by the pool in their bikinis. Once again, Kim is covering up her lower half and I don’t know why. I mean, that’s her money maker, and even if it’s fat and out of shape there’s still a small population of people who are into that. Anyway, a little squats and lunges could fix that up in no time. And just think, with those big tits and a new tight ass, Kim’s porn opportunities would be limitless.

Pink Bikini Pictures

If you’re wondering who the boy in the red bikini and stupid hat is, that would be Pink. Alright, so not all celebrity bikini pictures are hot, but until they make wearing a bikini a privilege and not a right, there’s just nothing we can do about it.

Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!!

As you guys know from my experience at the AVN Awards, porn and porn stars bore me. However, porn stars bowling in bikinis is a completely new fetish I wasn’t aware of and it’s f%cking hot. Anyway here they are at some “Bowling Beauties” bikini babe tournament and I’m wondering how come I wasn’t invited. I mean, c’mon, I have the best money shot in the business.

Billie Piper Bikini Pictures

I don’t know if many of you know who Billie Piper is. She’s a British pop star if my memory serves me correctly, and she’s also the girl who has no problem being topless at the beach. And any girl who doesn’t have a problem with that is OK in my books. Also, there are rumors about her being pregnant so if that’s the case, well… then you guys are sick for looking at these!

Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures

Here’s Heather Locklear filming a scene in a bikini for her movie “Flirting With 40″ but if my memory serves me correctly isn’t she flirting with 50? If so then she looks pretty damn good but if not, then you can’t really blame Richie Sambora for cheating on her ass with Denise Richards. Speaking of Denise Richards, check out her new bikini pictures here.

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Staged bikini candids are lame! Here’s Denise Richards in Maui doing her best to garner attention for her future reality show that no one cares about. Anyway, I think she looks alright considering she had some kids but she shouldn’t parade herself in a bikini if she’s not going to show off her mom booty. The girl had more than enough free time to get that ass in gear.