Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kristen Bell at Malibu beach with her boyfriend Dax Shepard. Kristen gets the award for Summer’s Whitest Ass In A Bikini. It’s so white it’s blinding. Not only is her ass blinding, her boyfriends ugly mug is blinding too. Now I don’t want to sound like some jealous loser blogger who sits behind a computer screen all day and makes fun of celebrities but Dax isn’t a celebrity. He’s just lucky enough to be banging one! Poor Kristin.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Here’s a little treat for you guys: a newly single Kelly Brook in a bikini. And it looks like she got rid of her relationship weight. Anyway, Kelly is a rare and natural beauty, so make sure to handle these pictures with care.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Here’s Audrina Patridge in Vegas at a pool party. You know, it seems as if the only way for her to get any attention is to put on a bikini. And to be honest that’s the right way to go about it. A lesbian sex tape isn’t a bad way either but come to think of it, that’s just as useless as she is.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kate Beckinsale once again in a bikini snorkeling. I have to say that Kate is giving Elizabeth Hurley a run for her money for the Hottest MILF Award. It’s a very close competition, so close that I can’t decide. However, if Kate really wants the title all she needs to do is blow my snorkel. It’s as simple as that.

Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures

Here is Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls with her useless backup dancers in bikinis on a yacht. I believe Nicole is dating F1’s Lewis Hamilton but I’m not too sure, nor do I really care, I’m just giving you the info as I read it. All I care about is when the Pussycat Dolls are finally going to get naked because honestly, this has been the longest striptease I’ve ever witnessed from a bunch of glorified strippers.

Kellie Pickler’s Breasts In A Bikini Are A Masterpiece

I believe these pictures of Kellie Pickler are from her MySpace page. I’m not too sure but all I know, the girl is a fine piece of ass. I’m surprised we don’t get photos of her funbags more often because they’re a masterpiece. A masterpiece worth covering over and over again. If you know what I mean…

Adele Silva Bikini Pictures

Like most British glamor models, Adele Silva has a killer body with cute little implants and a great ass but you don’t want your eye to wander too far above the shoulders. I’m not saying she’s ugly but when NASA perfects it’s facial transplant technology she’ll be a superstar. But until then divert your eyes.