Here’s Kristen Bell at Malibu beach with her boyfriend Dax Shepard. Kristen gets the award for Summer’s Whitest Ass In A Bikini. It’s so white it’s blinding. Not only is her ass blinding, her boyfriends ugly mug is blinding too. Now I don’t want to sound like some jealous loser blogger who sits behind a computer screen all day and makes fun of celebrities but Dax isn’t a celebrity. He’s just lucky enough to be banging one! Poor Kristin.
