Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures

Yesterday we got some Stephanie Seymour swimsuit pictures, and today the bikini pictures have arrived. There’s not much of a difference, but now we get a better glimpse of her MILF funbags. And if you’re anything like me, fake tits on women who get them after they have kids are so much hotter than when they get them before. If that doesn’t make sense to you, maybe the expression flapjacks rings a bells.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

I don’t know what’s going on here, but could this be the making of an Audrina Patridge gangbang video? OK, that’s doubtful but after hearing her speak for the first time on her personal blog, I’m surprised the girl is on TV. Hell, I don’t even think she has the intellect to work at a strip club. OK, that may be stretching it a bit. With a body like that, she could definitely work a pole or two, or three, or ten”

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kate Bosworth at the beach in Malibu. Now I know these bikini pictures are lacking a little something extra. You know that little something that makes bikini pictures exciting. Unfortunately, I can’t put my finger on tits, I mean it.

Natasha Henstridge Bikini Pictures

Here is Natasha Henstridge in a bikini at the Boost Mobile Barbecue. It’s kind of nice to see that even after having kids her body is still not bad. Sure, her legs are a little thicker than back when she was in the movie Species but that wouldn’t stop me from letting her stick her tongue down my throat. Now if you don’t know what I’m talking here’s a little clip to refresh your memory. Enjoy.

Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Here’s Rihanna in a bikini vacationing with Chris Brown in Barbados. Now I want to like these shots, but I can’t stand Rihanna’s emo haircut and I’m not a fan of her bikini selection. It’s like she picked it off a Wal-Mart rack and accidentally mismatched the top and the bottom. Anyway, enough of my complaining. Not everyone can be perfect like me.

Helena Christensen Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel Helena Christensen in a bikini. You might remember her as the super hot babe you used to masturbate to in Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game video. Now obviously her face has weathered a bit and her ass is no longer as tight as it used to be, but she’s still in a bikini and she’s most likely hotter than the girl you’re currently with: your mom.

A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Has Little Man Fever

Obviously Audrina Patridge will do just about anything for a little publicity, here she is with her midget man friend doing a short skit for some show that I’ve never heard of called ‘Chelsea Lately’ on E! At least she’s wearing a tiny bikini. Considering she’s got such little acting ability I guess there’s no such thing as a part too small. Get it.