Sunday, June 7, 2009

Roselyn Sanchez Bikini Picture


Here’s Roselyn Sanchez on the set of some bikini shoot. Is it me or does Roselyn remind you of a better version of Eva Longoria? A much better version that is. I don’t know if I should have brought that up, because I probably ruined an otherwise good set of bikini pics for you. But if I actually knew what this chick does besides being hot, I’d have come up with something better, I swear.

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip With Some Cleavage


Yes, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures (but with new glasses this time). As you can see, Elisha made some friends and they’re having fun posing and giving the finger to the paparazzi. I especially like Elisha’s boob squeeze. Definitely a nice touch, although I was hoping one of her new friends would give her a little motorboat action between them. Maybe in the next set. Stay tuned”¦

Update: Here’s an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip for you to enjoy! It’s from far, so get your Hollywood Tuna magnifying tools out.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures From Fitness Magazine


I never watch The View but I do know that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the hottest Republican on TV. I know a lot of people don’t like her but she took on Rosie O’Donnell and survived without being eaten, so that’s somewhat of an accomplishment. Anyway, here she is in Fitness Magazine showing of her new toned mommy body in a bikini. Enjoy.

Bai Ling Topless Bikini Pictures


You’ve got to love Bai Ling because you know every time she’s out in public she’s going to show us her freakishly long nipples. And here she is once again in bikini doing just that. Not only does she show her nipples, she decides to remove her top completely. Now that’s a good girl. The rest of you ladies could learn a thing or two from Bai Ling.

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Get Wet


Here’s Jennifer Aniston chilling by the pool with John Mayer in Miami. I guess this confirms that they are indeed an item. Now I know most of you call John a “Douchebag” or whatever, but he’s never really bothered me as a person. I mean the guy has probably banged more Hollywood hotties than George Clooney, Vince Vaughn, and Brad Pitt combined, and that’s something a real douchebag would never be able to achieve. So by all means make fun of his music, but any guy who has banged Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Aniston is a hero in my books.

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Almost As Big As Her Ass


Kim Kardashian posted some bikini pictures of her and her sister Kourtney on her blog from a few months back when they were in Miami. As usual, Kim is covering her lower half but that’s to be expected. But hey, with a big ass usually comes big tits and at least Kim is blessed with those. That doesn’t make it OK, I’m just trying to look at the positives for once and let me tell you, it’s really hard.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures


Here’s Audrina Patridge on the set of her movie The Reef in a bikini, and is it me or do Audrina’s breasts look bigger? Last time I was questioning if they were real and fake, now I’m questioning if she got more CC’s pumped in them. Whatever the case girl has a smoking body, and if you’re wondering whose hand is on her ass in the picture below, well, we know it’s not yours!