Kristin Cavallari, Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Here are Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari posing together on the beach in their bikinis. This might be considered the most useless bikini post ever, because never before have three useless girls come together in a staged photo op. Anyway, at least Kristin Cavallari looks great, but the Kardashian girls might as well not go to the beach at all if they’re going to hide their fat asses like that. Be proud sistas!

Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller And Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Alright, here is Victoria’s Secret model post number 5 in two days. Yes, once again we have Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Marisa Miller and some other hotties in their bikinis at the beach. Like I said before, there’s nothing left to say about these girls. They’re hot and your girlfriends are ugly. Enjoy.

More Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

The bikini just got a whole lot skimpier! Now Nicollette Sheridan is just showing off. Not that I mind though, it’s just that I’d like to see some younger piece of ass on the beach already. Megan Fox, where are you?!

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

Why isn’t Christina Milian more popular? I mean, with a cute little booty like that you’d think more people would take notice. Hmm”¦ then again, this is the first time I’ve seen her in a bikini, so like you, I would have never known. Anyway, now that I do, more Christina Milian in 2008 please.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t like Elisha Cuthbert’s ridiculous glasses, short hair, and the fact that she smokes. But I do like that she’s in a bikini and has got some serious nipple action going on. You know, after seeing last year’s Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I thought we may have lost her to the battle of the bulge. I’m glad she trimmed down, and proved once again that she’s a hot piece of ass to be reckoned with. Good job Elisha, you’re Tuna-approved.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

I guess Billy Zane has given up acting since he started dating Kelly Brook. I mean, I haven’t seen him in a film for God knows how long. I don’t blame him though, I wouldn’t want to work either if I was dating one of the hottest models in the world. Seriously, if there’s one thing greater than winning any acting award, it’s to be knee deep into Kelly Brook. On

More Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kelly Brook at the beach in a bikini for the second day in a row. This bikini is a slight improvement over the one she was wearing yesterday, but you’ll have to forgive her, she’s only a “lingerie designer,” so I guess bikinis aren’t her specialty. Anyway, it doesn’t really matter what bikini she’s wearing, I’ve already seen her naked, and if I see a girl naked once, she could be wearing a snow suit and I’d still always picture them naked. BTW, that’s not always a good thing. Let’s just say there’s a reason I don’t visit my mother very often.