2008 Celebrity Bikini Recap

Kristin Cavallari, Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:40:00.001-07:00

Here are Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari posing together on the beach in their bikinis. This might be considered the most useless bikini post ever, because never before have three useless girls come together in a staged photo op. Anyway, at least Kristin Cavallari looks great, but the Kardashian girls might as well not go to the beach at all if they’re going to hide their fat asses like that. Be proud sistas!

Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller And Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:39:00.002-07:00

Alright, here is Victoria’s Secret model post number 5 in two days. Yes, once again we have Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Marisa Miller and some other hotties in their bikinis at the beach. Like I said before, there’s nothing left to say about these girls. They’re hot and your girlfriends are ugly. Enjoy.

More Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:39:00.001-07:00

The bikini just got a whole lot skimpier! Now Nicollette Sheridan is just showing off. Not that I mind though, it’s just that I’d like to see some younger piece of ass on the beach already. Megan Fox, where are you?!

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:37:00.000-07:00

Why isn’t Christina Milian more popular? I mean, with a cute little booty like that you’d think more people would take notice. Hmm”¦ then again, this is the first time I’ve seen her in a bikini, so like you, I would have never known. Anyway, now that I do, more Christina Milian in 2008 please.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

2009-07-06T19:36:00.002-07:00

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t like Elisha Cuthbert’s ridiculous glasses, short hair, and the fact that she smokes. But I do like that she’s in a bikini and has got some serious nipple action going on. You know, after seeing last year’s Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I thought we may have lost her to the battle of the bulge. I’m glad she trimmed down, and proved once again that she’s a hot piece of ass to be reckoned with. Good job Elisha, you’re Tuna-approved.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:36:00.001-07:00

I guess Billy Zane has given up acting since he started dating Kelly Brook. I mean, I haven’t seen him in a film for God knows how long. I don’t blame him though, I wouldn’t want to work either if I was dating one of the hottest models in the world. Seriously, if there’s one thing greater than winning any acting award, it’s to be knee deep into Kelly Brook. On

More Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:35:00.001-07:00

Here’s Kelly Brook at the beach in a bikini for the second day in a row. This bikini is a slight improvement over the one she was wearing yesterday, but you’ll have to forgive her, she’s only a “lingerie designer,” so I guess bikinis aren’t her specialty. Anyway, it doesn’t really matter what bikini she’s wearing, I’ve already seen her naked, and if I see a girl naked once, she could be wearing a snow suit and I’d still always picture them naked. BTW, that’s not always a good thing. Let’s just say there’s a reason I don’t visit my mother very often.

Fergie Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:34:00.000-07:00

Here are new Fergie bikini pictures that were taken in Mexico. Sorry about the low quality but hey, at least we can enjoy her rock hard body and not have to get a clear look at her face. Anyhow, if higher quality photos do show up, I’ll be sure to post them.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Timeless

2009-07-06T19:33:00.000-07:00

I don’t know if these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are new or old, but it’s hard to tell when a girl makes her living spending most of her time modeling lingerie and swimwear. It can get a little confusing. Anyway, one thing’s for sure - that body of hers is timeless. Enjoy.

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:32:00.000-07:00

This is kind of lame, but it’s Marisa Miller in some catalogue (NEXT UK Swimsuit 2008?) modeling bikinis. It’s sort of cheap-looking but hey, Marisa’s got the hottest body in world, so deal with the cutesy-like poses. Don’t worry though, I’m pretty sure the next time we’ll see her she’ll be sprawle

Kim Cattrall Bikini Pictures… Gulp!

2009-07-06T19:31:00.002-07:00

Here’s Kim Cattrall on the beach in a bikini while filming Sex in The City. And if you needed “another” reason why this movie shouldn’t be made, this is it. Sure, for a 51-year-old, she doesn’t look bad, but come on, Kim’s character is supposed to be the older yet hot-bodied sex kitten. And after viewing these photos, you couldn’t pay me to have sex with her”¦ or change her Depends undergarments.

Heidi Montag Bent Over On All Fours! Ya Baby!!

2009-07-06T19:31:00.001-07:00

Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless. Call me a romantic, I know it’s pathetic! Anyway, enjoy these new bikini pics and especially enjoy the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose.

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:30:00.001-07:00

Here’s Ashlee Simpson on vacation in Costa Rica with her boyfriend. I was hoping we’d get some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures, but I guess these will do for now. Ya, I know it’s a step down, but if we’d all just pretend Ashlee’s boobs were a little bigger, we’d be looking at Jessica Simpson right now. Ahh! Try it, it works. Seriously!

Nina Moric Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:28:00.000-07:00

I decided instead of heading back home, I’d take a drive from Las Vegas to LA and spend the rest of the week there. Well, it turns out the hotel I’m staying at has the worst internet ever and this post you’re reading took me 3 hours to put together(see what I go through for you guys!). Anyway, here are some hot bikini pictures of Nina Moric. Now you probably don’t know who she is but you should because she has lips that put your sex doll to shame and not just because she’s got a heartbeat.

Demi Moore In A Bikini For V Magazine

2009-07-06T19:27:00.000-07:00

You don’t see Demi Moore on Hollywood Tuna very often, but these photos of her in a bikini, eating a hamburger and blowing bubblegum for V Magazine are pretty hot and erotic. It mixes everything I like in the world: food, girls, and no sign of that douche Ashton Kutcher.

Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:26:00.000-07:00

I’ve never been a fan of Uma Thurman, and not even her boobies in a bikini can change that. The girl has big feet and long skinny hands, and you know what that usually means? Well, for a guy it usually means they have a big penis, but for a girl I don’t know, and honestly I don’t really want to find out!

Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:25:00.000-07:00

For those of you that have a crush on Kelly Rowland (do I hear crickets?), here are some bikini pictures taken in Florida. And for everyone else who doesn’t know who she is, Kelly was the backup singer to Beyonce in Destiny’s Child. So that makes her kinda famous”¦ I guess.

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!!!

2009-07-06T19:24:00.000-07:00

Wow! Keeley Hazell has done it again! Here she is promoting Lynx body spray in a bikini and all I can think is, it must be my birthday. I’m absolutely speechless, because normally we only see Keeley in photoshoots. To see her like this, looking better than some photoshopped picture has blown me away! Anyway, this is a real treat for you guys, so enjoy!

Marisa Miller’s Topless Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

2009-07-06T19:23:00.000-07:00

Well, it was only a matter of time before Marisa Miller made the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. I”˜ve been calling her the hottest model since day one of this site, and I’d like to take a little credit for Marisa’s success. Now I can’t take all the credit because, hey it’s not me posing topless for the magazine (but I should be), but I know all these magazines look at my site daily to see who’s hot and who’s not. Anyway, congrats to Marisa, and after viewing the

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures From Men’s Fitness

2009-07-06T19:21:00.000-07:00

Here are some Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures in the latest Men’s Fitness Magazine. I don’t know what she’s doing in it considering she looks nothing like a dude, but if she was I’d think I’d be switching teams real fast! I guess that kinda makes me gay. Oh well, so are you for reading this post instead of looking at the pictures.

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:19:00.000-07:00

Once again, here’s Eva Longoria in a bikini. I have a tough time doing Eva posts because frankly she does nothing for me but I know some of you guys like girls with 13-year-old bodies with no shape or form, so I’m posting them. Have fun, sickos!

Laetitia Casta Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:16:00.000-07:00

I remember back in the day, Laetitia Casta was one of the biggest supermodels out there but then she disappeared into obscurity. Well, here she is in the Bahamas and maybe it would have been best that she stay in hiding because Laetitia is out of shape! I mean her body isn’t all that bad”¦ for a regular girl, but a supermodel? Anyway, no reason to cancel your Victoria’s Secret catalogue subscription just yet! A couple laps across the ocean and Laetitia will be back in full form in no time.

Cheryl Tweedy Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:11:00.001-07:00

Here’s Cheryl Tweedy and the rest of her band mates from the group Girls Aloud. I’m pretty sure most of you don’t know who they are, but don’t worry, I’ve never heard one of their songs either. That said, Cheryl is absolutely smoking hot and definitely worthy of a post (among other things). So for all you kids across the pond, I’m sure seeing all the members of Girls Aloud in bikinis must be a big moment. So enjoy.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:10:00.000-07:00

One of the hottest nobody’s around, Gemma Atkinson, decided to stuff her massive breasts into what looks like an ’80s retro bikini and hit the beach with her English footballer boyfriend Marcus Bent. All these busty British babes seem to be dating one. If I had known soccer players got so much tail, I would have worked a little more on my ball skills, it turns out that inves

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:09:00.002-07:00

Here’s a bouncy Brooke Hogan in Miami Beach and no Brooke they don’t move, they’re fake, but thanks for testing them out for us. Next time though, lose the bikini.

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:09:00.001-07:00

Here are some new Kate Hudson bikini pictures. There’s been rumors that she’s pregnant, but judging by these photos I highly doubt it. Her breasts haven’t grown one bit! But who knows, I’m not an expert when it comes to pregnant flat women. To me they’re just a lost cause

Melanie Brown Smokin’ Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:08:00.001-07:00

Here are some Melanie Brown bikini pictures for those of you who care. Personally, I find it very unattractive to see a woman smoke, unless it’s after sex and then it’s a must. Hence, the reason I smoke two packs a day. Yes, I’m a rock star.

Tara Reid’s Bikini Cover Up

2009-07-06T19:07:00.001-07:00

Once again, here’s Tara Reid in a bikini but for some reason, this time she decided to cover her butchered stomach with that weird cloth/outfit. That’s not going to help with tan lines all that much. Anyway, I like Tara and I feel bad that because of her poor decision making she went from being a ultra hottie to something you’d still hit but wouldn’t tell any one about.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:06:00.001-07:00

There’s one thing people can’t deny - no matter how sexy Angelina Jolie is, Jennifer Aniston’s body is by far superior. The reason I bring this up is because there’s been an ongoing battle between these two for years about who’s hotter and these bikini pictures of Jen aren’t going to help resolve it. At the moment, I’d say her ass is putting her in the lead, but let’s stay tuned and see how Angelina responds. Oh wait… she’s knocked up! Jen wins by default.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:05:00.000-07:00

Here are some new bikini pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio that were taken for the show VH1’s “The Shot”. I honestly never heard of this show and if I’d known that Alessandra was in it, I would have watched it. Anyway, enjoy the pictures and consider it a Easter gift from me to you.

Simona Fusco Stratten Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:04:00.000-07:00

I don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is and I’m too lazy to find out, but by the looks of it, her tits are just as stupid as her name. And that’s a good thing, because let’s face it, no one wants to have an intellectual conversation with boobs… we’d rather just play with them. That’s why they’re called Fun Bags and not Thesis Statement Bags

Emma B Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:03:00.000-07:00

Here’s another model I never heard of: Emma B, aka Emma Balfour, in a bikini. The girl has a rockin’ body but with all that crazy hair she’s got going on, it looks like she’s trying to cover that busted up face of hers. But she doesn’t have to. I mean, who cares about her face with those two cantaloupes stuck on her chest and that sweet apple bottom? If you ask me, the girl looks good enough to eat.

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T19:01:00.000-07:00

Here are some new Keeley Hazell topless and bikini candids from her latest photoshoot. As you guys know, Keeley has always been a favorite of mine and each and every time I see her topless, I get blown away by how perfect her breasts are. They’re so perfect, I wonder if the girl is even human! Anyway, who cares? Alien or not, the girl is one fine, fine creature. Enjoy.

Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:59:00.000-07:00

I don’t know what Mena Suvari is thinking, but she shouldn’t be wearing that type of bikini. In fact, she shouldn’t be wearing a bikini at all.. I feel like I’m looking at myself in the mirror and it’s creeping me out. Then again, I do have a firmer ass than Mena’s…

Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:57:00.000-07:00

I don’t know who Andy Baldwin is, but I’m guessing he’s another one of the Baldwin brothers. I do know that he’s at least 30 years younger than Marla Maples. Here they are at the beach, and for an old bag Marla still has it going on, in a weird grandma type of way. Anyway, regardless of the fact that Marla is well preserved for her age, this relationship just doesn’t sit well with me because any guy who dates an older broad definitely has unresolved mommy issues. And no ladies, the same doesn’t apply when men date younger women.

Josie Maran Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:56:00.001-07:00

If my memory serves me correctly, these Josie Maran bikini pictures were for an issue of Shape Magazine that came out a while ago. The reason I’m posting them though is because now we’ve got the whole set, not just the ones they published in the mag. Also, recently we’ve seen Josie looking like a hot mess at several events, so these bikini pictures are a reminder of just how hot she really is when all done up. Or in this case, done down, depending how you want to look at it. Anyway, no matter the situation, it’s downright scary how this girl can never look bad.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:55:00.000-07:00

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister on the set of their reality show chilling out by the pool in their bikinis. Once again, Kim is covering up her lower half and I don’t know why. I mean, that’s her money maker, and even if it’s fat and out of shape there’s still a small population of people who are into that. Anyway, a little squats and lunges could fix that up in no time. And just think, with those big tits and a new tight ass, Kim’s porn opportunities would be limitless.

Pink Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:54:00.000-07:00

If you’re wondering who the boy in the red bikini and stupid hat is, that would be Pink. Alright, so not all celebrity bikini pictures are hot, but until they make wearing a bikini a privilege and not a right, there’s just nothing we can do about it.

Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!!

2009-07-06T18:53:00.001-07:00

As you guys know from my experience at the AVN Awards, porn and porn stars bore me. However, porn stars bowling in bikinis is a completely new fetish I wasn’t aware of and it’s f%cking hot. Anyway here they are at some “Bowling Beauties” bikini babe tournament and I’m wondering how come I wasn’t invited. I mean, c’mon, I have the best money shot in the business.

Billie Piper Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:51:00.000-07:00

I don’t know if many of you know who Billie Piper is. She’s a British pop star if my memory serves me correctly, and she’s also the girl who has no problem being topless at the beach. And any girl who doesn’t have a problem with that is OK in my books. Also, there are rumors about her being pregnant so if that’s the case, well… then you guys are sick for looking at these!

Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:50:00.001-07:00

Here’s Heather Locklear filming a scene in a bikini for her movie “Flirting With 40″ but if my memory serves me correctly isn’t she flirting with 50? If so then she looks pretty damn good but if not, then you can’t really blame Richie Sambora for cheating on her ass with Denise Richards. Speaking of Denise Richards, check out her new bikini pictures here.

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

2009-07-06T18:48:00.000-07:00

Staged bikini candids are lame! Here’s Denise Richards in Maui doing her best to garner attention for her future reality show that no one cares about. Anyway, I think she looks alright considering she had some kids but she shouldn’t parade herself in a bikini if she’s not going to show off her mom booty. The girl had more than enough free time to get that ass in gear.

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T20:52:00.000-07:00

Here are some new Brooke Hogan bikini pictures for all you Hulkamaniacs out there. Personally, Brooke doesn’t do anything for me. Never has, never will! And these pictures aren’t helping her cause at all. Her father, on the other hand, changed my life for the better. Because of him I train, say my prayers, take vitamins, be true to myself, true to my country and be a real American. Brooke should have listened to her dad too.

Mila Kunis Bikini Picture From InStyle Magazine

2009-06-07T08:10:00.001-07:00

Here’s Mila Kunis in a bikini for InStyle magazine. Unfortunately, there is only one good shot of this cutie but I have a feeling because of her role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall we’re going to be seeing a lot more of her in the near future. *fingers crossed*

Josie Maran, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian and Rumer Willis In Their Bikinis!!!

2009-06-07T08:08:00.002-07:00

What do you get when you put Josie Maran, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian and Rumer Willis altogether in their bikinis? The new OP publicity campaign. In my opinion, if you have Josie Maran there’s really no need to have any other girls alongside her but I’m not complaining though. Kristin and Christina make pretty good sidekicks. Rumor on the other hand, I guess she was there to market to the ugly people.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T08:08:00.001-07:00

It must be nice to work in film because it seems like every time Jennifer Aniston isn’t on the set of Marley & Me, she’s sunbathing in a bikini. We get it Jen, you look good but it’s time to step it up a notch and lose the swimsuit already. I need a little more from you to make this post less boring. And writing about your romance with John Mayer won’t help.

Pink And Bai Ling Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T08:07:00.000-07:00

Well, this is an odd pairing: Pink with Bai Ling. Here they are both in their bikinis kayaking in Malibu, and guess what? I’m not turned on in the least. It’s one lesbian fantasy that just doesn’t work. I know I said earlier that I dig Bai Ling but that was in transfer of money kind of way, and Pink I definitely can’t get it up for. The thought of both our rock hard bodies pressed against each other just made me wish I never even wrote that.

Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures From Vibe Magazine

2009-06-07T08:06:00.002-07:00

Here’s Mariah Carey in a bikini for the latest Vibe Magazine. So the big news is that Mariah just got married but she has yet to confirm it. Like it’s some big deal and people really care. All I care about, and all you guys should care about, is when is Mariah going to take off her clothes already considering she spends most of her time half naked as it is? Anyway, enjoy these pictures of Mariah, because next thing you know with the way Hollywood chicks are producing babies these days, Mariah will be pregnant in no time.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T08:06:00.001-07:00

Here’s the NHL’s favorite puck slut Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini vacationing in Hawaii with her new boyfriend Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames. I’ve always been a fan of Elisha and it’s hard for me to make fun of her trouble areas (which she does have), but this time I can’t. Not when Shrek is standing next to her. Look at the mug on the guy in this picture. If that doesn’t make you feel better about yourself, I don’t know what will.

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T08:04:00.000-07:00

You want to know what’s almost as ugly as Elisha Cuthbert’s boyfriend? Her oversized glasses. Man, I wish those would go out of style already. It’s ruining these bikinis pictures for me and I never thought anything could possibly ruin bikini pictures, but I’m just not into chicks who look like bugs. Because last night I had sex with a bug and got an STD. Anyway, a reader sent in a clip of a Dion Phaneuf hockey fight in which he shows his “superior” fighting ability. Let’s just say the dude is light on his feet.

Roselyn Sanchez Bikini Picture

2009-06-07T08:03:00.002-07:00

Here’s Roselyn Sanchez on the set of some bikini shoot. Is it me or does Roselyn remind you of a better version of Eva Longoria? A much better version that is. I don’t know if I should have brought that up, because I probably ruined an otherwise good set of bikini pics for you. But if I actually knew what this chick does besides being hot, I’d have come up with something better, I swear.

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip With Some Cleavage

2009-06-07T08:03:00.001-07:00

Yes, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures (but with new glasses this time). As you can see, Elisha made some friends and they’re having fun posing and giving the finger to the paparazzi. I especially like Elisha’s boob squeeze. Definitely a nice touch, although I was hoping one of her new friends would give her a little motorboat action between them. Maybe in the next set. Stay tuned”¦

Update: Here’s an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip for you to enjoy! It’s from far, so get your Hollywood Tuna magnifying tools out.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures From Fitness Magazine

2009-06-07T08:02:00.001-07:00

I never watch The View but I do know that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the hottest Republican on TV. I know a lot of people don’t like her but she took on Rosie O’Donnell and survived without being eaten, so that’s somewhat of an accomplishment. Anyway, here she is in Fitness Magazine showing of her new toned mommy body in a bikini. Enjoy.

Bai Ling Topless Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T08:01:00.001-07:00

You’ve got to love Bai Ling because you know every time she’s out in public she’s going to show us her freakishly long nipples. And here she is once again in bikini doing just that. Not only does she show her nipples, she decides to remove her top completely. Now that’s a good girl. The rest of you ladies could learn a thing or two from Bai Ling.

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Get Wet

2009-06-07T07:59:00.000-07:00

Here’s Jennifer Aniston chilling by the pool with John Mayer in Miami. I guess this confirms that they are indeed an item. Now I know most of you call John a “Douchebag” or whatever, but he’s never really bothered me as a person. I mean the guy has probably banged more Hollywood hotties than George Clooney, Vince Vaughn, and Brad Pitt combined, and that’s something a real douchebag would never be able to achieve. So by all means make fun of his music, but any guy who has banged Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Aniston is a hero in my books.

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Almost As Big As Her Ass

2009-06-07T07:58:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian posted some bikini pictures of her and her sister Kourtney on her blog from a few months back when they were in Miami. As usual, Kim is covering her lower half but that’s to be expected. But hey, with a big ass usually comes big tits and at least Kim is blessed with those. That doesn’t make it OK, I’m just trying to look at the positives for once and let me tell you, it’s really hard.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:55:00.003-07:00

Here’s Audrina Patridge on the set of her movie The Reef in a bikini, and is it me or do Audrina’s breasts look bigger? Last time I was questioning if they were real and fake, now I’m questioning if she got more CC’s pumped in them. Whatever the case girl has a smoking body, and if you’re wondering whose hand is on her ass in the picture below, well, we know it’s not yours!

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:55:00.001-07:00

Here’s Britney Spears showing off her beach body in a bikini in Costa Rica. For a mother of two, I had to admit Britney looks”¦ awful. OK, I know she had two kids and I should cut her some slack, but the kids aren’t mine so I don’t care. Girl needs to cover up. Anyway, I guess the Britney Spears hotness comeback is going to have to be put on hold for a little bit longer.

Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:54:00.001-07:00

It looks like the movie The Reef, which is the sequel to Jessica Alba’s Into the Blue, is going turn out all right. Here is some Canadian hottie Laura Vandervoot in a bikini. Now, between her and Audrina Patridge there’s definitely enough T & A to get me through an hour and a half of this crap when it hits DVD. But let’s hope the director decides to add in some lesbian scenes just to make the movie more authentic. I mean, when was the last time you saw two babes in bikinis not going at it with each other?

Reese Witherspoon Bikini Picture

2009-06-07T07:53:00.001-07:00

Here are some bikini pictures of Reese Witherspoon out in Miami with Jake Gyllenhaal. You’d think that Reese would keep herself in better shape, considering Jake is. Not that I’m paying attention to men’s physiques, it’s just an obvious observation. Anyway, I know Reese had some kids and a women’s body begins to go south afterwards but if I was gay actor, I would definitely not be banging Reese Witherspoon. That’s just my personal opinion.

Shayne Lamas Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:52:00.002-07:00

Here’s Shayne Lamas, who is the winner of the Bachelor. I figured I’d post these bikini pictures of her because I think the 5 of you who watch the show will appreciate them. Even though they’re staged, she’s kinda hot and she caught a fish. A big one. It’s not a Tuna, which would have made this post awesome, but oh well.

Bianca Gascoigne And Charlotte Mears Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:52:00.001-07:00

Here are Bianca Gascoigne and Charlotte Mears in their bikinis. It looks like there’s some sexual energy between them, which ought to be explored in a lesbian sex tape. Because that’s what these two chicks are probably only good for, seeing that I have no clue what either of them do besides turn me on. Anyway, they’re hot so enjoy.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:50:00.000-07:00

Here’s Gemma Atkinson at some photoshoot posing in a bikini. I think it’s for her 2009 calendar. Now I never understood why women make these things because I don’t know one guy who has ever bought one, except for a few mechanics, and I highly doubt Gemma’s is very popular choice. Anyway, she looks good but I’ll stick to the calendars I get at the bank. They’re free.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:49:00.000-07:00

So it’s that time of year again, when all the celebrities hit the beach and get in their bikinis. Here’s our first set and of course it’s of Lindsay Lohan, because a Memorial Day weekend wouldn’t be the same without her in a bikini. Now they’re not the best photos, but it’s a start. So stay tuned and let’s see what else this weekend brings us

Natasha Hamilton Bikini Picture

2009-06-07T07:48:00.000-07:00

I get confused with all the girl bands from across the pond. There’s so many of them, they all end up looking the same. But here is Natasha Hamilton from the group Atomic Kitten (I hope I got the right) in a bikini with some dude who I will call the Guy who gets to play with her big fake breasts. That or some soccer player, because that’s what all the girls over there seem to date. Anyway, I’m a sucker for redheads. I just hope that whole hippie look she’s got going on is just a look and not a lifestyle, because even though redheads can be hot north of the border, south of the border is a whole different story.

Karina Smirnoff Nipple Slip Pictures

2009-06-07T07:46:00.000-07:00

Here’s Mario Lopez with Dancing With The Stars girlfriend Karina Smirnoff having some fun at the beach and getting a little nipple action while he’s at it. Now I know it’s easy to make fun of Mario because he’s on the same level of cheesiness as Ryan Seacrest, but the reality is that most of you guys haven’t been that close to a women’s nipple before. So the real joke is on you.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:45:00.000-07:00

So, these pictures of Heidi Montag with the loser are obviously staged but I don’t care. The girl knows how to rock a bikini and she knows how to rock it well. And anyone who says otherwise is an idiot, because you know you’d all be knee deep in that in a heartbeat. Anyway, let’s hope the next set of staged pics comes with a little less Spencer and a whole lot less bikini.

Jessica Alba Pregnant Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:44:00.000-07:00

Well, the only thing I can say right now is that I miss the days when Jessica Alba wasn’t pregnant. Sure, her boobs are huge now but I just don’t find anything attractive about a pregnant chick in bikini, nor will I ever. Anyway, for all you freaks who have a fetish for pregnant women, enjoy. And oh ya, and get some therapy.

Brody Jenner’s Got His Hot Mom And Girlfriend In Bikinis

2009-06-07T07:42:00.000-07:00

I have no clue who Brody Jenner is, but he has both a hot mom (allegedly) and girlfriend . I don’t know how old his mother is but mothers aren’t supposed to look like that. And if they do, you shouldn’t be hanging out at the beach with them. Unless there’s going to be some girl on girl action with your girlfriend. Alright, that was sick. I’ll stop there.

Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:41:00.000-07:00

Here are some Carmen Electra bikini pictures. I’m pretty sure they’re old but I’ve never seen them before. So let’s call them new Carmen Electra bikini classics. Anyway, it’s always nice to see Carmen rockin’ that hot body of hers, and there’s definitely no better way to start a week’s posts than with them.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:40:00.000-07:00

Well, here are some crappy Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures at the Roosevelt Hotel. Hopefully there will be some more of these coming out soon, because this year getting a good shot of Lindsay in a bikini has been almost impossible. On another note, it’s nice to see the girl get some sun. It’s definitely needed.

2009-06-07T07:39:00.002-07:00

Here’s Ashley Alexandra DuprÃƒÂ© with her mom at the beach. For a high-priced escort, I don’t know what kind of tricks Ashley was pulling but when I look at her in these bikini pictures all I see is an average chick with some nice boobs. So naturally I’m pretty curious to find out what made her so special. Who knows, maybe her mom can tell us? Anyway, I’m pretty sure eventually she’ll be at it again so I’d better start my Ashley Alexandra DuprÃƒÂ© escort fund now. Feel free to donate.

Eva Herzigova Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:39:00.001-07:00

I don’t know how old Eva Herzigova is, but her skinny ass still looks good in a bikini. That is if she’s nearing the age of 40, if not, then forget what I said. Anyway, don’t bother looking it up and emailing me because I really don’t care to know. Just look through these pictures of a semi-famous supermodel and try not to feel lousy about the girl you are currently banging, or not banging.

Paloma Fiuza Got An Ass That Won’t Quit

2009-06-07T07:37:00.000-07:00

I have no clue who Paloma Fiuza is but one things for sure, she’s got an ass that won’t quit. Whatever that means but funny, I have a penis that won’t quit either.

Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:36:00.000-07:00

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney in Monaco showing off their bikinis bodies. I don’t why there’s so much commotion over Kim when clearly Kourtney has the better body. Kim, however, does have the prettier face. If only there was a way for science to merge the two together… Then maybe we’d have one genuinely hot chick.

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2009-06-07T07:35:00.000-07:00

I have no clue who Alex Curran is so I decided to look her up. Turns out she’s a model, a fashion columnist for the Daily Mirror, wife of soccer player Steven Gerrard, and one hot bitch in a bikini! And that’s really the only tidbit of information we really need to know, right?

Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:34:00.000-07:00

Here’s Marla Maples in a staged bikini photoshoot proving that the old bag still has a little left going on. So let’s give Marla some credit for putting up a good fight with the last drops of eternal youth she still has left. Actually, let’s not. No lady at that age should be doing cartwheels and prancing around in a bikini! It’s just creepy.

Miranda Kerr Bikini Runway Pictures

2009-06-07T07:33:00.000-07:00

Here’s Miranda Kerr rockin’ some bikinis on the runway. Usually I find models kind of boring, and personally I like it when a chick is a little banged up (in a good way), but Miranda has one of the sweetest, tightest bodies I’ve ever seen and it deserves attention. Yup, sometimes perfection isn’t all that bad. I mean, I have to deal with it daily. Sigh.

Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:32:00.000-07:00

Here’s Dancing With The Stars‘ Cheryl Burke prancing around the beach in a bikini in Hawaii. You know, I think success has gotten to Cheryl’s”¦ ass, because girl is looking pretty damn thick for a dancer. I’d still like to use it as a pillow but aren’t dancers supposed to be long and lean? Anyway, on another note, Cheryl was almost the second Dancing With The Stars girl to have a wardrobe malfunction at the beach. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. Maybe next staged bikini set.

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:31:00.000-07:00

Katherine Heigl could learn a little from Lisa Rinna. I mean, check this woman out. Sure, her lips have been injected with a half a quart of whatever they put in there, but her body is slammin’ for her age. Besides, I never had anything against big full lips. In fact I encourage women to get them. And then come see me so I can teach them how to put put ‘em to good use. Anyway, here’s Lisa Rinna in Malibu. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Topless Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:29:00.000-07:00

Here’s Miranda Kerr vacationing with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom in Gran Canaria. As you can see, she’s tanning topless but she has some nerve trying to cover up! What the hell!? She’s a model and has been topless on numerous occasions. Why so shy all of a sudden? Anyway, her method of covering up was a little sloppy and fortunately we managed to get a little nipple action. So there Miranda! Serves you right!

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:28:00.001-07:00

Here are some more Katherine Heigl bikini pictures. Not like we really need to see more of them, but at least this time there aren’t any ass shots. It’s a good thing too because I was running out of Katherine Heigl bad ass material. Anyway, she’s in a bikini and if you didn’t know her butt was a mess, you’d think these are ok. On that note, enjoy”¦ for now.

Cheryl Tweedy Swimsuit Pictures

2009-06-07T07:27:00.001-07:00

Love rat Ashley Cole strolls on the beach with wife Cheryl yesterday “” during a romantic break aimed at saving their marriage. The couple have spent a week at a plush private villa and appeared to have put their troubles behind them. But last night pals warned that Cheryl’s decision to make up with Ashley “” caught cheating with a hairdresser “” could be an own goal.
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Oh man! This is some bad news. My love, Cheryl Tweedy, is working on saving her marriage with this piece of trash who cheated on her. Cheryl don’t do it. I beg you! I’d never cheat on you. Hell, I’d never even look at another woman if I was knee deep in you every night. Anyway, just remember: you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and I promise you he’ll stray again. So dump this chump so you and I can hit the beach and live happily ever after.

DeAnna Pappas Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:26:00.001-07:00

I have no clue who this chick DeAnna Pappas is, but supposedly she’s the Bachelorette star, and here she is on some beach in a lame staged bikini photoshoot. It’s funny how all these staged bikini shoots look the same. Not that I care, but at least get someone hot. Not someone who looks like she drives a mini-van with three kids inside. Anyway, for the 3 of you who watch the show, enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:25:00.000-07:00

Here’s everyone’s favorite collagen lip filled MILF in a bikini once again. You know, I find Lisa Rinna somewhat attractive in a weird fetish like way. Yes, I’d be embarrassed to be out in public with her looking like that but I still wouldn’t mind testing out that second vagina on her face. Anyway, if you’re into older hotties who are hanging onto their youth by a thread, enjoy.

This Makes Sense

2009-06-07T07:24:00.000-07:00

Can someone please explain this to me? Here’s businessman Flavio Briatore and his wife and model Elisabetta Gregoraci-Briatore vacationing in Tavolara. I’m sure she married him for his good looks and charm. I hear Heidi Klum, who had a child with him, and Naomi Campbell dated him for the same reasons. Damn, if only I were as sexy as him…

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:22:00.000-07:00

I’ve always thought Christina Milian is one of the cutest things out there. Here she is in a bikini by the pool and not only is her face cute, the rest of her sweet body, including her ass, is cute too. I just want to pinch it and squeeze it and then bounce it on my lap, and let her know who her daddy is.

Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:21:00.000-07:00

Here’s Marla Maples once again donning a bikini and holding the American flag for Independence Day. Except it’s on Friday and these photos were staged - who knows when, but it’s as if the lady is either trying to get herself a reality show or a young stud to make her feel like a girl again. Whatever reasons she has, I’m tired of these obviously staged shoots and want my celebrity bikini candids to look more realistic in the future. Is that too much to ask?

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:20:00.000-07:00

Here’s Ashley Tisdale in a bikini while vacationing in Hawaii. I like to consider Ashley the poor man’s version of Ashlee Simpson, which isn’t really saying much, but there is an annoying similarity to the both of them. Yes, they both have no talent, they both have had their faces rearranged, they both have decent-looking bodies, except Simpson’s boobs are bigger and of course they share the same name! Anyway, I know some of you guys get off to the girls of High School Musical, so enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass In A Bikini

2009-06-07T07:19:00.000-07:00

Here are a lot more Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. It’s the 4th of July so don’t expect much writing from me considering I’m already drunk. That said, enjoy Ashley and her sweet ass.

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2009-06-07T07:18:00.000-07:00

Here’s Jim Carrey And Jenny McCarthy having fun with the Paparazzi this weekend in Malibu.. As you can see Jim decided to put on Jenny’s swimsuit for a good laugh. Except it’s not so funny because I know some of you guys are turned on by it. Ok, you can stop looking at the pictures already. Gross!!!

Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:15:00.000-07:00

Here’s Cheryl Burke in a bikini once again showing off her top notch dancer physique. Because dancers have short stubby legs and dumpy asses these days. No honestly, the girl needs to get back to basics real quickly cause success is not treating that body well at all. Anyway, I know some of you like it that big but this is getting beyond Kim Kardashian big. It’s borderline obscene.

Mya Bikini Pictures

2009-06-07T07:14:00.001-07:00

Here’s singer Mya in a bikini in Barbadoes. The last time I saw Mya, she was giving Carson Daly a lap dance on some show, but since then she kind of disappeared. Unfortunately, when chicks disappear for a long time, when they reappear they’re not what you remembered. For instance, I don’t remember Mya having that ass or those thick legs. Wasn’t she skinny like a twig? Anyway, I’ve wasted too much time on

Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures

2009-06-03T11:29:00.001-07:00

I wasn’t expecting Carrie Underwood bikini pictures to be anything special. She’s an attractive girl but I never thought she’d have a good beach body. I was wrong. It’s not often that I am, but this time I’m glad I was. That said, here’s some Carrie Underwood bikini hotness. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

2009-06-03T11:27:00.000-07:00

I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell. Here’s she is vacationing in Italy and since I have nothing nice to say, I’ll just keep the rest of my comments to myself.

Brooke Hogan’s Breasts Are Huge And So Is The Rest Of Her

2009-06-03T11:26:00.000-07:00

Here’s Brooke Hogan showing off her big fake titties at the pool. As much as I hate to admit it, Brooke is looking damn hot between her neck and her belly button. The rest of her is way too much Hulkamania for my taste, but I know some of you guys like a girl with meat. So for those of you who do, chew on these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures.

Ashlee Dupre Bikini Picture

2009-06-03T11:25:00.000-07:00

You know, I’m really warming up to this ho’ Ashley Dupre. When the Elliot Spitzer scandal broke out and I first saw her, I thought to myself how in the world did he or anyone else consider this broad a high class hooker. But after seeing her rockin’ this bikini I’m thinking maybe I was wrong. Anyway, this will probably be the last we see or hear from her… that is unless you order her in for yourself.

Nereida Gallardo Bikini Pictures

2009-06-03T11:24:00.000-07:00

I have no clue who Nereida Gallardo is, but I’m guessing she’s some soccer player’s girlfriend. Because all soccer player’s girlfriends look pretty much the same. If you detect a hint of jealousy, that’s because there is. Seriously, it’s about time bloggers get their share of hot tail too! We’re the rockstars of the Internet for crying out loud!

Claire Danes Bikini Pictures

2009-06-03T11:23:00.000-07:00

Even though Claire Danes may be looking a little skeletal in these bikini pictures from Italy, at least they’re not staged. Because if they were, there’s no way Claire would’ve let the Paparazzi catch her spread eagle like this. Good thing for us they did - it helps distract from the rest of her bony-ass.

May Anderson Bikini Pictures

2009-06-03T11:22:00.000-07:00

I don’t know who May Anderson is, but supposedly she’s a supermodel. So if that’s what people are saying, then I might as well post these bikini pictures of her. Now my honest opinion is that the girl could have slightly larger breasts and more hips, but that’s just me being picky. She does have nice long skinny legs and in the end what’s in between is all that counts. Right fellas? Wrong! That means you’d bang fat chicks. And that’s just sick.

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